oh sure its okay for the cat to bring dead things into the house but when i do it its “illegal” and “murder”
wait this got notes
She’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting her that you miss her and she won’t respond.
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence
"I don’t eat ass"
"but I’m rich"
Pass along the news! April 30th 2014 is a Wednesday! Wear pink in honor of the 10th Anniversary of Mean Girls! :D
did they plan this!?
horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru
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